Talk:Dean McCoppin/@comment-27563574-20160223072628


 * Dean w/the squirrel in his pants*

Dean (to Bae): "Found your pet."

Bae: "Really!? Where?"

Dean: "It's up my leg, man! The squirrel's in my pants Hogarth! I'm trying not to wig out here..."

Bae: "Okay, just don't wig out."

Dean: "It's heading north now...."


 * Jumps up from table and faces to the customers*

Dean: "I'd like to apoligize to everyone in advance for this!"


 * Unzips his fly (where presumably his d**k shows) and the squirrel jumps out*

People Screaming: "AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!! IT'S A RAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


 * Bae be acting cute as f**k* 💓